Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx Elmer Versus The Muta

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Cheddar Pail from The More Come right in. Do have a seat, won't you? There. You are comfortable, I choose. Well, I am Chet-Chetter, the more gatinden here.

I'm so glad you dropped in. I have quite a story to tell you today. It is about a man from Biloxi named Elma Corn. Yes, I have quite a few stories about this man. Yeah, now let's see. It was late February on a Tuesday, and Mr. Corn was enjoying a week's vacation from his work of Manua Hallie. If I remember correctly, it was around 1130 AM,

Mr. Corn was sleeping in late a rare privilege for a man who usually awakens it by Okay Okay, keep keep your britches on I'm coming Hello Howdy Miss Maddie how you lower back?

What what's wrong? You had a toilet paper again? Wow Now rats the size of small cat you see. Now Miss Maddox you ain't been fooling around in them mushrooms in the back yard have you?

Oh okay. Okay now you just settle down. Okay I'll be right over Miss Maddox. Miss Maddox? Miss Maddox? Hey, come. I better hurry. Get going you laundry devil. Come on. I'm here Miss Maddox. I'm here, Miss Maddock.

Miss Maddock, you okay? Look at him, over. Look at him. What the heck? Oh, they're all over the place.

They ain't in the furniture ever. Yeah. Save me. Save me. I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Miss Maddock. Don't be sorry. Just save me. 40 of them things. Oh! Big two. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Elmer, when I was talking out from under the chair, they just went down. Oh, Elmer, they ain't been. I heard of a rat doing something like that. Oh, you just stay up on that countertop, Miss Maddox.