I Have Three Heads

I'm in the opposite. Passing tape over three heads, one for erasing, one for recording, the third for playback. The CBS Radio Workshop, dedicated to man's imagination. The theatre of the mind presents, I Have Three Heads, a study of the techniques, the possibilities, and the improbabilities of tape recording.

Today's workshop was conceived and created by CBS Radio Engineer, Mort Goldberg. In today's workshop, Mr. Goldberg has been aided and abetted by... Hey, hold on! Slow down, wait a minute! Too fast! Too... That was Stu Metz.

Nice guy, but loves to talk, like all announcers. Aided and abetted by... Aided and abetted by a writer, a director, a... Who needs him? All you need for a good bang-up tape job is a good engineer like Morty...

and a trustworthy loyal, helpful, friendly, tape machine like me. That's all you need. Morty and I, we put our heads together. Here's one head and my three, and we can do anything. Yes, sir, anything.

Oh, ooh, this coming in. Don't they know this tape room's closed till tomorrow morning? Okay, Bell, tape room 18's clear. Ready, take her inside there? Right. Maintenance men. Prud you, poke you, take your insides out.

Regular little doctor killed heirs. Man, these new machines get heavier all the time. You've said it. Left a couple of these every day, and you could bend steel bars in a circus. Right. You machine.

What gives? Am I on the way out? Okay. Let's put it down for a minute and rest. I'm sorry, boy. cable. We'll have to stretch it to the new box over in the corner. I got it. Well what are you waiting for? What about tools? You got them? All except the wrench that