Miracle on Third Avenue

It's Wednesday night, so we take you now to Duffy's Tavern, starring Archie Hymfield and Gardner. A program you're about to hear, it's brought to you with a wish. A wish from Bristol Myers that your Christmas may be merry, and a canoe here for all of us.

Be a happy and a peaceful one. Hello Duffy, come and wait until you meet me. I just bacon Duffy ain't here. Hello Duffy. Hey, look, please don't give me that merry Christmas, Duffy. I found like I got up on the wrong side of Florida this morning.

Look, puppy, I had one egg knock. Just happened that I hit some bad nutmeg. Well, if you want to know, I'm all sorry about your good torty for Christmas. At lousy Christmas cards. A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

P.S. after your read, just get back to work. A fine sentiment this time of the year. Well, after nine years, I thought maybe I might get some little present, some little luxury, some little thing I wouldn't think of getting for myself.

Like money. Huh? Look, Duffy, someday you're going to leave this fail at his. You're going to leave it with your pockets, buzzing with bills, but I'm warning you. Where you're going, you're going to find a paper money that's going to last long.

I leave you with that thought for today. seven days a week, 18 hours a day. I worked my grist off to the nose. Why do I get nothing but gratitude and furry little at half?

Very Christmas, Miss. What's so merry about it, Eddie? Starvation wages, no doubt to find nothing. You got a little doll? Yeah, but how far will it take me with the present prices of economics? The landlady sends me a notice.