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Gracie's Christmas

Burns and Allen · December 23, 1937 · 27 min · 3,476 words

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The makers of Campbell's Soup presents George Burns and Gracie Allen Tony Martin and Ken Niles The King and his music My sugar takes me with a grain of salt And then at George's, it's great to go. Meanwhile, it's a 10 night You know, I've been getting a lot of letters lately since I've been telling you about my extra special favorite, Campbell's Chicken Soup

I got many that read like this What you say about Campbell's Chicken Soup is absolutely true I'm through making chicken soup at home now that I can have just as good as not better soup by asking for Campbell.

True? Why of course it is, and I know good chicken soup myself, so I can tell you why Campbell's has been the sixth sensation of the year and why women are buying three times as much as they did a short while ago.

Now this is why. It's that glorious delicious chicken flavor that threw in through chicken richness, the golden listening color, the snowy rice and delightful seasoning, and the pieces of tender chicken meat too. Just like the best homemade chicken soup you ever tasted.

That's why. And you can have it any time you wish simply by asking your girl, sir, for Campbell's Chicken Soup. Why not do that tomorrow? And here are George Burns and Graciella. Thank you very much.

Well, Gracie, say hello to everybody. Yeah, hello, Tony. Hello, Tony. That's everybody? Well, everybody, and that is, if you know what I mean. Yes, I think I know what you mean. Well, never mind saying a lot about Gracie.

I know you're very busy these days. By the way, have you got your Christmas shopping done? shopping done my Christmas shopping can't oh sure it's all done except by the present grissy why don't you buy a Christmas presents after Christmas that's what I'm going to do I kind of you don't know what

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