Separate Vacations

Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. George, pour me a cup, Gracey. You know Maxwell House is always good to the land. Rock. And that drops good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With your stually-toby-read, Hans-Con read, Gail Gordon, Eliot Lewis, Bebana Derrot, Meredith Wilson, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for America's every day, coffee drinking enjoyment at Maxwell House.

Always good to the last drop. Well, as we look in at the Burns home today, we find Gracie talking to her friend and neighbor, Mrs. Morton. I tell you Gracie, it's wonderful. Every husband and wife should take a vacation from one another now and then.

But why Blanche? After so long a time, my husband starts getting on your nerves. Now take Harry and me, I said to myself, I can't stand one more look at that big ugly ape. My?

Then we took this vacation from one another, and you know something gracy. What? Now I can look at the big ugly ape. You want to try it on George? But we don't need a vacation.

All married people do. They see too much of one another. Well, I don't see too much of George, especially not in this cold weather when he wears his long underwear. underwear. All I see is nose and toes.

Listen Gracie, sooner or later any husband gets on your nerve. If you were married to President Truman he'd get on your nerve. If you were married to Clark Gable he'd get on your nerve. If you were married to Clark Gable he'd get on your nerve.