Cesar Romero Steals Bill's Girlfriend

Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracy. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last... Yes! ...drop. That dropped good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House coffee time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

Yes! With our special guest tonight, Caesar Romero, yours truly Toby Reed, Barbara Eiler, Harry Lubin, Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand at any price. Yes, Maxwell House, always good to the last drop. Well, breakfast is over in the Burns' home, and attention is now focused on the morning newspaper.

George is trying to concentrate on the sports section, while Gracie reads aloud from her favorite department, The movie Gossip Column. Listen to this, George. This column says that Betty Gravel has put on a lot of weights, but it doesn't say where.

Doesn't say where? No, it just says that in her new picture, she has a very fast part. That means she has a big role. Around the middle, huh? Yes, she's on a diet. Now let me read for you.

Oh, here's another interesting item. MGM has got a loan out of all the kitchen and clock cable. Gee, I wish I belonged to that lending library. I'll try to arrange it. Now let me read about the golf tournament.

Oh, this next item must be wrong. It says that Jane Wyman may get an award for her work in Johnny Belinda. It's not the picture where she didn't say anything. That's right. Well, who'd give a prize to a woman who doesn't talk?