New Mink Coat

Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracey. You know Maxwell House is always good to the lance. Lame! And that drops good, too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With yours truly, Toby Reed, Dale Gordon, Elliot Lewis, Hans Comrade, Bernafelton, Meredith Wilson, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Good one. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Tracy. And for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

Today, more Americans buy and enjoy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee at any price. Yes, Maxwell House, always good to the last drop. Well, as we join the Burns's today, we find them in a downtown department store taking advantage of the February clearance sales.

I think I've got to go. I think I've got to go. These clearance sales are wonderful places to save money, George. Yeah, I guess so. What do you need? Oh, just a little odd and then.

Do you want to get some things from me while I look at bath towels? Sure. All right. Here's a pencil. Make a lid. Okay. Um, uh, sink strainer. Sink strainer? A paring knife. Paring knife.

A pot holders? Pot holders? Four wax? Floor wax? Mink coat? Mink coat? Potato masher? Potato... Wait a minute. Dish rack? Wait a minute. Potato... Hold it, hold it, hold it. Dish rack, paper towels. How did a Mink coat get in there?

Oh, you noticed it, huh? Yeah, it was hard to do. Oh, well, I thought... I thought if I buried it in the middle of the list, you might find before you realize it. Forget it, huh?