Getting Frank Sinatra To Leave Town

Another cup of Maxwell House coffee, George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracie. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last... ...drop. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, storing George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With yours truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra, our happy postman and our special guest, star of the old gold show, Frank Sinatra. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment is George and Gracie.

And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House, the coffee that gives you so much more, for so little more, that it's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee in the world.

Yes, Maxwell House, expertly blended, and radiant roasted for rich mellow, extra flavor. Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop. It's morning in the Burns home and Gracie the housewife has cleared away the breakfast dishes now Gracie the newspaper columnist is ready to clear away the problems of the world

My the paper is full of news this morning. I hardly know which item to explain to the readers of my column You explain the news to them. Oh, yes Everyone doesn't have my uncanny grasp of world affairs. I'm not the average person judge that I've known for years Some people have the minds of children and it's my duty to guide them.

I see. What would you like to know, Dad? Not a thing. Nothing at all. Now you take the elections last Tuesday. Do you realize how confused those poor Republicans must be who got elected? I'll bet some of them wind up in Seattle and Tacoma.