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Guest - Sonny Tufts

Burns and Allen · February 6, 1947 · 29 min · 3,697 words

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Another cup of Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure. Pour me a cup, Gracing. You know Maxwell House is always good to the last. Aah! Drop. And that drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.

With yours truly Bill Goodwin, the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. Lorraine Tuttle, our happy postman Mel Blank, and our guest, Sonny Tubbs. For your Thursday night comedy enjoyment, it's George and Gracie. And for your everyday coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House.

The coffee that gives you so much more for so little more, that it's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee in the world. Yes, Maxwell House expertly blended and radiant roasted for rich mellow extra flavor.

Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop. A couple of weeks ago, Gracie's country cousin Nelly came to stay with the burnsers till she could find a husband and she's practically turned the place into a farm. For example, Nelly got the idea that city milk wasn't freshen up so she got a cow and put it in the garage. George and Gracie didn't know the cow was

there and that night as they were parking the car. Oh, George, I wish you'd put a light in this garage. Every time I get out of the car and the dog I'm afraid I'll... Oh, I charge.

That's the sweetest kiss you've ever given me. But, Gracey, I didn't give you... Oh, now I see why you don't want to light in here, you rascal. You want to play? But, Gracey, I... Oh, you kissed me again.

George, if you've been eating alfalfa... I kissed you... I kissed you. Gracie, I'm on one side of the car and you're on the other. Oh, what a pucker. That isn't me. Oh, don't be silly. I can feel you.

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