Juggling Game
Burns and Allen · January 22, 1948 · 29 min · 3,850 words
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Another couple Maxwell House Coffee George. Sure, pour me a cup, Gracie. You know Maxwell House is always good to the lamb. And clap. That drops good too. Yes, it's Maxwell House Coffee Time, starring George Burns and Gracie Allen.
With our special guest tonight, Walter O'Keefe, yours truly, Toby Reed, Gail Gordon, Elliott Lewis, Meredith Wilson, and the Maxwell House Orchestra, and Bill Goodwin. For America's Thursday night comedy enjoyment, It's George and Gracie and for America's everyday coffee drinking enjoyment. It's Maxwell house always good to the last drop Well as we're looking at the Burns home today, we find Gracie telling George some exciting news George
You know who just telephones while a row key Okay, is he in time? Yes, he's coming over this afternoon Gosh, I haven't seen him since we played in vaudeville together Oh, I knew him even before you did, Judge.
I didn't know that. We grew up in the same Irish neighborhood back in San Francisco. Really? Mm-hmm. In fact, I had quite a high school crush on Walter. I hope you're not jealous there. Don't be silly.
Why should I be jealous of your high school sweetheart? You went to high school. Well, I'll be tickled at the sea, Walter. What times we hadn't bought, but we were both young, Most young, handsome lady killers.
Boy, did we have a technique with the women. Naturally, that was before I met you there. Mm-hmm, don't rub it in. What? But Wally got married and I followed suit. And then, boy, who kind of pooped out.
Well, then you followed suit. What? What? What? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I mean, Julie, you switched over to radio just like Walter did. Hey, that's right. Walter's got a swell show on the double or nothing. Sponsored by Campbell's tomatoes and juice.
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