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Al Jolson's Vigorous Lifestyle

Burns and Allen · February 1, 1950 · 29 min · 3,859 words

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Well, today at the Brown Derby I had lunch with George Burns and Al Jolson. Now most guys have been very nervous in such big league company but not Burns and Jolson they took me right and strayed.

Anyway, before Jolson arrived George was telling me some anecdotes about him. I'll say this for Joseph Bell. He's the greatest entertainer in show business and it's not And it's not just my opinion. No, it's also Joseph You mean that he's a little on the sugar cured hickory smoked side Is it as a thousand articles written about that guy?

Every day last week there was a write-up about him in the Boise Idaho paper so far. He has shown it to me ten times Holy smokes! And for dough, he won't be at the table one minute before he switches the conversation to Boise, Idaho, and whips out that clipping again.

Exc, nay, excuse me. Here he comes. Oh, hello, George. Sorry I'm late. Sit down, Al. You know, Bill Goodwin. Well, of course, Bill's in my picture, Joe, since again. How are you, Bill? Fine, Al.

That's good. Speak my boy's the Idaho, I'll tell you. I've got a clipping here. Well, nobody was speaking of Boise, Idaho. Bill, look, at my age, who's got time to make continuity? I'm no youngster anymore.

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