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Gracie as a Dramatic Actor

Burns and Allen · December 2, 1936 · 30 min · 3,449 words

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The difference. Campbell's tomato juice. Present. Serenced to Gracie Alex. And now. And Henry King and his uses. Gracie will be here in a minute and say, am I happy? You know, I've been telling you about the downright deliciousness of Campbell's tomato juice

and what a great favorite of mine it really is. Well, you people did something about it too. You found Campbell's tomato juice so good You're so good that you've made it the largest selling tomato juice in all the world.

Thanks a million. And there's another reason why I'm happy tonight. I'm going to tell you about another great favorite of mine, Campbell's Chicken Soup. Remember the real old style chicken soup mother used to make?

Mmm boy, old boy. Listening yellow with full bodied chicken richness and so good. That's the kind of chicken soup I'm talking about. Campbell's Chicken Soup. I'll buy a can tomorrow, won't you? And I'm sure you'll hardly agree.

It's the finest chicken soup you ever tasted. And here are George Burns and Beatty Up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, I got the fame. Said I sold that last week. Get ready music. Oh, I'm certain honey.

My life could be funny. Oh, John, you look funny. No, no, no, no, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I don't know the thing, it's my, my, my, my. Oh, yeah, a minute. I thought you wouldn't understand me.

Oh, you see? George? Yeah. Ken and I are having a little argument, but we don't seem to be getting any place at all. Well, why don't you boys ask somebody to settle over who has intelligence?

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