Gracie Tries To Hyponize George
Burns and Allen · January 31, 1946 · 29 min · 3,888 words
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It's Maxwell House Coffee Time starring George Burns and Gracie Allen with yours truly Bill Goodwin and the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. For deep down labs and listening enjoyment, it's George and Gracie.
And for deep down coffee drinking enjoyment, it's Maxwell House with extra flavor in the blend because of choice Latin American coffee, skilfully combined. Extra flavor in the cup because radiant roast develops the full flavor of every coffee bean.
And the result is that today more people buy Maxwell House than any other brand of coffee in the world. Tonight we find Gracie and her friend Blanche Morton returning home from a child's boy A movie.
Thanks for dragging me home Blanche. I'm sorry our husbands didn't go with us. Me too. A little of that boy A might have rubbed off on them. Oh, that romantic Frenchman. Yes. What a hunk of Lindley.
I'll say, I wonder what it'd be like to be married to Charles Boye. I guess every woman in the country wonders them. What a shame he isn't Tommy Manville, so we could all find out.
What a man. Of course, I wouldn't think of trading my George for Charles Boye. And I'd never think of trading my Harry for him either. I'm much happy with George and I could ever be with Boy A.
And I'm happier with Harry. Why, if you offered me Boy A, I'd say no. Me too. No use, Blanche. The same thing happened when we pretended Rayon's were as good as nylon. LAUGHTER Yeah, let's face it, Boy A is dynamite.
The way he made love to that girl in the picture. Wow. You know, Blanche, I don't believe Frenchman eats nails. He just couldn't eat nails and work that fast. Remember that dinner scene, how we kissed her hand and held her chair for her?
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