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George Wants To Kick Meredith Willson Out

Burns and Allen · January 24, 1946 · 29 min · 3,946 words

The transcript of “George Wants To Kick Meredith Willson Out”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 24, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's Maxwell House coffee time starring George Burns and Gracie Allen with yours truly Bill Goodwin and the music of Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. For deep down laughs and listening enjoyment is George and Gracie and for deep down coffee drinking enjoyment it's Maxwell House.

With extra flavor in the blend because of Joyce Latin American coffees, skillfully combined. extra flavor in the cup because radiant roast develops the full flavor of every coffee bean and the result is that today more people buy Maxwell house than any other brand of coffee in the world. Well as we look in at the Burns home today the

atmosphere is a little tense. Gracie's just been called on the carpet by her lord and master. Sit down Gracie. Yes dear. Now before we start this discussion I I want to warn you that none of your tricks will work.

So don't bother to flatter me, cry or make love to me. George, do you think that when I flatter you cry or make love to you that those are tricks? Yes, tricks to stall off a discussion.

But you're so handsome, George, so incredibly handsome. Uh-uh. Kiss me volcano lips. Okay, let's start the discussion. Okay. Now, Gracie, marriage is based upon the principles of give and take, share and share alike, compromise.

Yeah, I know, Dolly, and that's the way I try to live it. When I go to the movies and you want to go to sleep, we compromise. You sleep in the movies. Yeah, she'll sweet that way.

But the problem I want to talk to you about right now is bigger than movies. movies. Oh, I know what it is. You want to bow me off of bending the fender on the car?

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