Neighbor Outsings George

Well hello, come right in. Oh George, and they're all in uniform. And now meet the people who live in the Burns House, George and Gracie. Uncle John, I'm worried about George. He just hasn't been himself since Gordon Cates moved in next door.

You know Gracie, I think the thing that really gripes George is that Cates has so many more muscles than he has. Well that's not George's fault. My goodness, Mr. Cates has muscles grown in places where George hasn't even gotten any places.

What? Well, maybe it would cheer George up if you took him out to a movie or something. I tried that. I took him to see his favorite star, the one who always sends him from the theater with a dreamy love-long look in his eyes.

Betty Graybell? Now, Bugs Bunny. Well, what happened? Well, we were sitting there in the theater watching Bugs Bunny. Hey, what's up, Doc? I'm a hunter. I'm looking for rabbits. Hey, rabbits? What's your rabbit? Well, it's a widow animal that has long ears.

Oh, man. Me like these, I got Doc. Yeah. And he's got a widow pink nose and twitches. Oh, you mean like mine, Doc? Uh-huh. And he's got a widow cotton tail and whoops just like a powder puff.

Well, mine is 50% wool because it looked like this, Doc. Yeah, well he does. Say, you know something, you look just like a rabbit. No, kitten. Uh-huh. Well, come here, Jack. Yep. I'll look that. I don't want you to speed this around.

Oh, no, I won't tell her so. I can't, potentially. I am a rabbit! Charge did you enjoy, Bugs Bunny? No. It looks too much like Gordon Cates. Hey, that's right. Gordon Cates mustache looks just like a bunny's whiskers.