Gracie's Uncle John Proves To Be A Troublesome Visitor
Burns and Allen · February 5, 1945 · 28 min · 2,968 words
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George Burns and Gracie Allen. Villex Mills and George Julie Harry Vonsal and now meets the people who live in the Burns House. George and Gracie! As we look in at the Burns home, we find Gracie talking with her Uncle John.
Are you enjoying your stay here Uncle John? Oh yes indeed Gracie. Good. Of course I'd enjoy it more if George liked me a little better. Oh he likes you Uncle. You see George is one of those strong silent female men.
I'm never let a speeding show. You know the Humphrey Bogart time. George is the Humphrey Bogart time? Oh, certainly. George appears to be as hot as a rock, but that hot exterior is just something he puts on.
Oh, really? Oh, sure, and I ought to know. I'll lace him into it every morning. Well, I still don't think he likes me. Well, now, what makes you think he does? Oh, maybe I'm over sensitive.
Just the way he greets me in the morning. Oh, what did he say? Hey, you're still here. Oh, pay no attention. That's the bow-dob coming out of him. Uh, see Uncle John. I just had an idea.
Since George is the hungry bow-dob type, the way the handling is to be like Lawrence's arse. What up? I don't think I've got the shape for it. Oh, no. No, I didn't mean you. Oh, I hope not.
Oh, there's a woman with a beautiful figure. Oh, you did it. Where she accentuates your positive. I meant that I could be the Lauren. Lauren, is that what it is? I could be the Lauren, but no, I guess I'm not the topie there.
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