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George Thinks He Dented The Car Fender

Burns and Allen · October 17, 1944 · 29 min · 2,520 words

The transcript of “George Thinks He Dented The Car Fender”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast October 17, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This is Bill Goodwin, inviting all you service men and women to enjoy another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, our tenor Jimmy Cash and Felix Mills in his orchestra. And now meet the people who live in the Burns House, George and Gracie.

Mrs. Reagan, I guess remember something. I'm completely broke. Could you buy these lads, Linda, from a cushler? But I'm in the same fix, Michelle. I sent a last penny I had to be bothered, so he could get himself some glass.

Yes, the poor fella got tired of breathing out the bottle. Yes, the money neither one of us will get the half. Oh, if only Mr. Byrne were in for tight sisters. Oh, this is Reagan's judge is a fake spender.

When we were in Broadville together, we used to pool our salary. And then he's a week since spent so much money on me that we go clear down to his salary. Then bring up after him for money to buy the half.

I did. But he wouldn't give it to me because I've already overspend my budget. I bug it. Oh wait, we don't just try it to the blind. You mean, flat as a little last shirt.

Ha ha ha. Luckily we'll walk on any red blooded man. It might even work on your husband. How much is reading that? The wonderful idea. I'll get the money. Shh. Didn't come to tell the fairs.

Good morning, Mrs. Drake. Good morning, Gracey. George, George, don't move. Huh? Down there, let me look at you. I am, Sue. I am? Let the others make statues of Apollo and Mercury and Hercules. You're the man I want to schedule.

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