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Guest - Cecil B De Mille

Burns and Allen · February 22, 1944 · 32 min · 3,669 words

The transcript of “Guest - Cecil B De Mille”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast February 22, 1944. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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This bill good when speaking for lever brothers, makers of swan, the new white floating soap that's pure as fine cat feel. Well it's Tuesday night again time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Dracey Allen.

Our guest, Cecil B. DeMills, director of Lux Radio Theatre, with Jimmy Cash, Felix Mills, his orchestra and the swan test. And now meets the people who live in the burnhouse, George and Dracey. It's afternoon in the burn home and after a hard day at the office, hard day at the office. George is relaxing in a nice warm bath.

Always for showers. They call me away. They bring flowers. That's the only name. I want to try to. George, judge me. I got your towel. Okay. Bring it in. Alright. Let's come and survive. Close my eyes.

Yeah, I got my old dress. Yeah, I have on my old dress. Come in. Oh, don't stop singing, George. Please let me hear just one more golden cadenza. There is a rainy rain, you know.

It's raining while the lights and water keep the eyes. I've never heard that beautiful music come out of a tub. I'm glad you like it. George, I wonder what makes you think so extra wonderful when you take your day?

Well, I've heard that the tub sort of makes your voice resonant, who gives it a ring. What's that was funny? Oh, just thinking. The tub gives urine and you give it a... Never mind, never mind.

And, uh, as someone at the door. Well, all right, I'll get it. Hello, Mrs. Burns. It's a taurium for late. Oh, that's all right. Mrs. Bundy, had you had lunch? Yes, I cleaned house and Mr. Sess will be the mill today, and I had a big lunch at his house, liver and bacon.

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