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Kay Kayser's Blind Date

Burns and Allen · December 14, 1943 · 29 min · 3,917 words

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This is Bill Goodwin speaking for Lever Brothers. Makers of Swan, the new white floating soap that's pure as fine cast deals. Well, it's Tuesday night again, time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen.

Our guest, Kay Kaiser. Jimmy Cash, the Swan Ted and Felix Mills in his orchestra. And now meet the people who live in the Burns House. George and Gracie! Well, it's afternoon, and George, on his way home from the office, is just stopping in at the corner cigar store.

Oh, good afternoon, Mr. Burns. Hello, Stanley. Let me have a box of perfecto royales, please. A whole box, Mr. Burns? Yep. How much will that be? Well, let's see. 50 perfecto royales plus federal tax plus sales tax.

That brings it up to exactly 79 cents. Okay, wrap it up. I want to have them around the house for the holiday. I see. I expect a lot of people to drop over. They certainly will if they smoke those.

smoke those. Stanley I happen to like these cigars. They're the reason in Stanley. Well hello there George. Okay guys. Hello. Can I get something for you Mr. Kaiser? Yes Stanley. Wrap up a couple of cartons please. Two cartons of what? Are you kidding?

Oh of course. Let's come over me and I hear your program every week. I'll get them right away. Say, speaking of your program, Kay, I suppose you're always on the lookout for new talent, like a sensational male singer, for example?

Well, I sure, George, if I found a new singer, I'd sign him right now. Well, Kay, I've got just the voice for you. Hmm, I'd like to hear it sometime. Like Jackie Horner in the corner, don't go nowhere, don't care.

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