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Charles Boyer as Tex

Burns and Allen · November 30, 1943 · 28 min · 3,942 words

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Oh George, we've got come. This is Bill Goodwin, speaking for Leaver Brothers, makers of Swan, the new white floating Soaked, it's pure as fine castes. Well, it's Tuesday night again, time for another pleasant visit with George, Burns and Gracie Allen, and their guest, the co-producer and star of Universal's Picture, Flesh and Fantasy,

Charles Boye, with Jimmy Cash, Felix Mills, Ms. Orchestra. And now, meet the people who live in the Burns House, George and Gracie. Well, tonight we find George and Gracie George and Gracie just leaving their neighborhood movie where they've been watching a romantic Charles Boy A picture. Gracie is still under the spell of her

screen idol. Gracie could you walk a little faster? I said could you walk a little faster? If you wish, Charles. Gracie I'm George Burns your husband. Remember, I'm not Charles Boyade. Oh. Well, that's life.

Come on, I want to stop on the cigar store. Oh, my, I'll never get over the way Charles Boyade kissed Bob or Stanley. I wonder how it feels to be kissed like that. As soon as we get home, I'll show you.

Uh, Mom was a little dreamer. Oh, never mind, he has the cigar store. Well, good evening, Mr. Byrne. Good evening, Stanley. Give me three perfecto royales, please. Yes, sir. Why, hello Mrs. Burns! Hello, Stanley.

My, my, you're looking quite like a big lady tonight. There's a sparkle in your eyes and a glow in your cheek that only a man could put there. It was a man, Stanley. Well, well, there must be more to Mr. Burns than meets the eyes.

We've just been to see Charles Boy A. Oh. Oh! Oh, well, here are your cigars and your coupons. Thanks. See, how do they do it? Three top-notch cigars for a nickel and coupons too. How many coupons do you have now?

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