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Guest - Ann Sheridan

Burns and Allen · September 28, 1943 · 28 min · 3,719 words

The transcript of “Guest - Ann Sheridan”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast September 28, 1943. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Whoa, come right in! This is Bill Goodwin speaking for Lever Brothers, makers of Swan, the new white floating soap that's purest fine cast deals. Well, it's Tuesday night again time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, our guest, lovely Anne Sheridan, Jimmy Cash, Felix Mills, and his orchestra and the Swan Tip.

Now, meet the people who live in the Burns House. George and Gracie, here they are. Well, it's early afternoon in the Burns home, and George has not yet returned from the office. There's the sound of the door, Buzzer.

And Gracie goes to the door. Good afternoon, Mrs. Burns. Oh, good afternoon, Mr. Postman. Mm, gorgeous afternoon, isn't it? Oh, yes. The air is just like wine. Even a tea totaler, such as myself, can you the snootful?

Oh, oh, you don't drink. Oh, nothing intoxicating. Nature plays such funny tricks. Here I am, a regular bowl and I'm full of milk. Yes, I know. Any mail for us this afternoon, Miss Postman. Just one letter.

Here it is. Oh, oh, it's for man Sheridan. And Sheridan, the movie actor's that. I'm mad about her. We have so much in common. Oh, really? Yes. We both have one. I saw her new picture last night. Thank you, Lucky Stars. It was so funny. Every time I thank you, then I have to laugh.

Mr. Cher is just coming over this afternoon to talk about our work at the USO Cam Team. Why did you stay around and meet us? Oh, I wouldn't trust myself too close to her. She's so fascinating. And I'm such a mad him pectuous boy. I might lose my head. Oh, does Aunt Sheridan affect all men like that?

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