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Guest - Brian Donlevy

Burns and Allen · September 14, 1943 · 28 min · 3,636 words

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This is Bill Goodwin speaking for Leave It Brothers, Makers of Swan, the new white floating soap that's pure as fine cats do. Well, it's Tuesday night again time for another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, our guest Brian Donlevi, Jimmy Cash, Felix Mills and his orchestra, and the Swan Test.

You're a blackie star, you think you're a lucky star, you're doing fine. You're a blackie star, you're a blackie star, you're a blackie star, you're a blackie star, you're a blackie star. Everybody's living unless and unless, but you're okay.

You've been such a blackie star, and that's the only thing, they won't be rationing. No, no. No. No, no. No. No. Thank you. Lucky. Lucky. Thank you. Lucky. Thank you. Lucky. Thank you. Lucky. Lucky.

Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. Lucky. And now meets the people who live in the burnhouse. George and Gracie. Yeah. Dad's morning in the burn zone and George is facing up and down the living room in a somewhat unusual costume.

Ten shoes, ten socks, ten trousers and no shirt. This is ridiculous. Couldn't we find somebody else to do our laundry? Well, I'd rather not do. We've always traded with her in the Chippie Londie Company. How long have they had my shirts?

Six weeks. It's a fair size, Giffy. Well, I'm kind of glad you showed 7 come back. You looked so manly with South One. You really think so? Yeah, your mama's great big, big, dead, tested cave man.

Oh, sure. I love a man's figure when it starts on real broad and then papers right off. That's how it is with your shoulders hip. You see, you're a yard-wide mirror and then you get narrower and narrower until we get right up to those darling middle shoulders.

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