Being Neighborly
Burns and Allen · December 8, 1942 · 28 min · 3,838 words
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This will feel good when speaking for leave a brother makers of swan the new white floating soap Well, it's Tuesday night again, and that means another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Alan Jimmy cash and Paul Whiteman's music And now meet the people who live in the Burns house George and Gracie. Well the answer the dog rice. You have a friend of shaving. Oh, I dare. Oh
Good morning, Mr. Postman. Good morning, Mrs. Burns No letters for you in this trip. Just that magazine your husband subscribes to. Oh, how wonderful! George! Yes, dear! Your copy of Cowboy Love Tales is here!
That's great! Oh, I'm so glad you brought him Mr. Postman. It's three days late and he's having a fist. I know just how he felt, Mrs. Burns, because I read Cowboy Love Tales myself. It appeals to all us dear old red-blooded men.
Oh, yes. Now he can finish that cereal. Love comes to Oklahoma Tech and find out if Tech's Narrows is a school mom. Yes, that's been preying on my mind too. Oh, for George dreams about him.
It's very embarrassing for me. In the middle of a night he shakes me and he says, ma'am, will you and me ever get hitched? I never dream much, Mrs. Mearns. I sleep very soundly and that's one of the things that keeps me in such robust health.
Well, Mr. Postman, you're lucky. Well, goodbye. Good-bye, Mrs. Burns. Remember, keep smiling. CHEERING Gee, I'm glad cowboy lovetails came. Oklahoma, Texas in a bad spot. I'll read it right after then, I'm trying to see that make up.
Hey, you know, dear. Now that we're staying home nice in the account of gas rationing, wouldn't it be nice to make friends with our neighbors? Well, maybe you've got something there. People should... They really should get to know their neighbors.
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