Hit by a Club

Well hello, come right in. Well, this is Bill Goodwin speaking for Lever Brothers. Ladies and gentlemen, the makers of Swan, the new white clothing soap.

It's Tuesday night again, and that means another pleasant visit with George Burns and Gracie Allen, their guest Eddie Gander, and Paul Whiteman and his music. Now, meet the people who live in the Burns House.

George is Gracie. George is a very happy man this morning. He's on his way downstairs now bubbling over with good cheer, Never dreaming that fate is about to slug him. You see, he's forgotten completely that this is the day on which Gracie's club, the Beverly Hills Uplift Society, meets at his house.

Well, here he comes like a lamb to the slaughter. Thanks, sitting on top of the world and rolling alone and rolling. Hey, Gracie! Gracie! All right, sweetheart. Sweetheart! Bless your heart. Probably out working in the garden.

I hope she left the morning for everyone in the library. Come on, I can't believe it. Oh, no. No. It can't be the club. Not on a lovely day like this. Yes, I was. In spite of all I've said, you brought those names over here again.

Oh, yes. I was having a marvelous meeting. Did you hear all girls laughing? Lookie Gruskin just told us that part of your silk, a holly's so witty. Yeah, I'll bet. I'll tell it to you in her own way.

I know you appreciated it. too high Richmond named Captain Mike, let me tell them I'm a spink one day and... Well, good! We laughed so hard that we never heard the rest of it. Well, honestly, just...