99-Year Lease

over here. Wands us hope that you're in gentle. Come on, come on, swing to swan. Leave it, brothers. The makers of swan, the new white floating soap, presents the Burns and Allen Show with Paul Weitmann.

Our singer, Jimmy Cash. Yours truly Bill Goodwin, the sick tits and a mist. And George Burns and Gracie Alice. And now we take you to the Burns Home, where George and Gracie are just finishing breakfast.

More cream, dear. Love the price of toast? No thanks. Well, did you notice the toast wasn't burnt this morning? I finally had a man come up and look at the toast yet. Good. It's about time.

I made him take it apart and check the whole thing. He charged me $5 but it was worth it. Found out what the trouble was, huh? Mm-hmm. I was leaving the toast in it too long.

Oh fine. For another $5, you could probably tell you why the waffle line doesn't make coffee. Oh, George. Everybody knows that. There's a shortage of coffee. Let's just drop the whole thing. Oh look there. Look out of the window.

What? There's Mr. Mothin leaving for his office. Oh, it's an old divine. Mrs. Mothin is walking out to the gate with him. Now she's kissing him goodbye. George, have they been married to each other the same time?

Of course they have. Why? Well, she kisses like they were just married and he kisses like they've been married eight years. here. Gracie you shouldn't watch your neighbors it's not nice. Oh look across the street there's a friend Tom tag leaving for his office and this is Tom tag is kissing him goodbye. Must be heavenly. Stop being silly. I wish you