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Visits Art Gallery

Burns and Allen · January 20, 1941 · 29 min · 3,962 words

The transcript of “Visits Art Gallery”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast January 20, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Hormel and Spam. George and Gracie. Spam, oh boy. And up to Spam, what joy. George Burns and Gracie Allen are to show when his office dropped.

Singing glee with a smoothie sweet. Last one I listened with the history. Another Monday night brings that familiar phrase, time for Burns and Allen.

It seems to me there's another familiar statement that says, you'll never know until you try it. And friends, you'll never know how downright delicious spam is until you use this grand tasting meat that comes in a handy can.

Spam has dozens of uses and a good way to introduce your family to this tender meat is to fry slices for breakfast. Just open the can, cut off slices of spam and pop in a hot pan.

One bite of Spam's sweet, juicy goodness and meaty flavor will convince you that Spam will be served often at your house. So when your food dealer says, what'll it be today, ma'am? You just say S-P-A-M Spam.

And here they are, George, and Spam's Meatheart Gracie. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, Gracie, here it is Monday night again.

Does some time fly? Fine, thank you. And how are you? I'm waiting for the Gracie. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm knitting. Yeah, but what are you knitting? Oh, something. I love to knit.

I'd rather knit the knot. You'd rather knit the knot? Yeah, and then again there are some people who'd rather not be knitting than be knitting nothing. Yeah, but what is this thing you're making? Oh, a little thing from a brother, Willie.

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