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Rehearsing Next Weeks Show

Burns and Allen · November 25, 1940 · 29 min · 3,882 words

The transcript of “Rehearsing Next Weeks Show”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast November 25, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Well, Gracie, that ends another broadcast. Now say good night to everybody. Oh, good night. George, take me home and I'll fix your night turkey sandwich that was left over from Thanksgiving. Have you still got me white meat left?

This turkey was all white meat. How can a turkey be all white meat? If they push Thanksgiving a week ahead on you, you turn white too. Good night. The air. All right, I'm talking to the production man. Hey Wayne, how was the show?

Well, it seemed like a good air show, but I thought the audience was a little slow. little slow. Slow. I thought they were a great audience. I thought they were rude. Rude? Yeah, every time I said something they laughed at me.

Well, I don't know. I thought they were great. Well, you should. They didn't laugh at you. Well, I'll find out for myself. Wayne is the record of our broadcast, ready? Yeah. Well, play it back, will you?

Stand by, everybody. Okay, found man. Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Horn Allen's Stam. When is our crystal? As for not least it's with the history. The glass mightn't your house but burns an Allen. So listen closely and you know something.

You'll have no trouble getting your family up in the morning if you just take this tip. Open a can of Spam, cut off a few slices of this tender tasty meat and fry quickly in a hot pan.

That delightful rich aroma will bring the sleepyheads to the table on the run. Because spam tastes so good and is so easy to use, it's a breakfast they've ridden thousands of homes today. You like spam's mouth-watering flavor, it's juicy extra goodness.

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