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George Needs a Guest Star

Burns and Allen · September 16, 1940 · 29 min · 3,759 words

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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Alan Show for Horm Alan's fam. So singing glee, we're the smoothies sweet, Last but not least, and who is the he's the...

Another Monday Night brings another Burns and Alan Show to your house, with this swell dinner suggestion that it is as snappy as a new fall hat.

Headline the evening meal with a spam bake. Just open a can of spam and bake this delicious meat. Takes only a jiffy, and you'll find the easy recipe right on the label. All summer, smart housewives have served spam cold.

Now that fall is here, baked spam makes a real hit. When you bake spam, you enhance the meaty flavor, the satisfying goodness of this delicious meat. You save time because spam, a perfect blend of pure pork shoulder with ham meat added, is cooked by Hormel's own formula to preserve all the natural juicy flavor

and tenderness of choice meat. Try baked spam for dinner tomorrow. Ask your food dealer for SPA-M spam when you shop. You'll discover in Vakes Fam an economical main course that satisfies the family completely. Hi!

Hello folks, but here they are, the two favorites of our spam family, George and Gracie! Thank you very much. Well, Doug, here it is September. Yes, Gracie, and the summer is practically over.

Please, the beginning to fall, starting to get cold. Squirrels are beginning to gather nuts. I'm staying in Dawson now on. And nine weeks, it'll be Thanksgiving. It'll be Thanksgiving. In 10 weeks, it'll be Thanksgiving again.

Picture. Picture stars have stopped taking sun baths. Tourists are leaving town. Dorothy Lemoir is taking office around. Tourists are coming back again. Pretty soon the rest of the country will be snowed in, but California will be sending orange just to Florida.

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