George Owes Money for Phone Calls
Burns and Allen · September 9, 1940 · 28 min · 3,524 words
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From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Hormel and Spam. The Gracie Allen, all the show when it's off his door For singing glee with a smoothie street Last but not least in a with a lot he's in Friends we have an answer to that age old question What can I give the family for breakfast?
Serves Spam and Eggs, a breakfast surprise that is completely satisfying and so easy to fix Just open a can of spam, cut off thin slices of this delicious meat and fry quickly in a hot pan.
With eggs sunny side up, those tender, juicy, sizzling hot slices of spam are sure to please every appetite. Isn't it true the only reason you use a certain kind of food is because it's good and good for you? Friends you'll find both delicious taste and top-notch quality in spam, a perfect blend of pork shoulder with ham meat added. Pre-cooked to preserve all the natural juicy flavor of these
choice cuts of meat, seasoned according to Spam's carefully guarded formula, this gram-tasting meat of many uses makes a hit cold or hot. Ask for Spam SPAM when you shop tomorrow. Serve Spam and Eggs and then try the other easy recipes on the label.
They are your two Spam Bassadors of Fun, George and Tracy! Thank you very much. Am I happy tonight? You should be George, winning that $200,000 breach of contract suit against Elsie Trella Faz. And boy, did I celebrate.
You know that Judge took me home after the trial, and he tried to kiss me, but I wouldn't let him. He tried to kiss her? Yeah, he must be a pretty good lawyer. What makes you think so?
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