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George Late For Show

Burns and Allen · August 19, 1940 · 29 min · 3,712 words

The transcript of “George Late For Show”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast August 19, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Driver, will you hurry up? I'll be late for the broadcast. See, Gracie, what to do without me? Now, don't worry. We'll get there in time, Pupsy. Now, don't call me Pupsy. My name is George Burns.

All right, Pupsy. Now, you're gonna put me on the radio, and I'm gonna be your new partner, like you promised. Oh, sure, sure, sure. I'll put you on the radio. Oh, Pupsy, mother. Now, please, I'll see the driver is looking.

Well, maybe I go up and see the broadcast. No, anything but that, driver. Please, hurry. I'll miss the broadcast. From Hollywood, the George Burns and Gracie Allen show for Hornell and Spam! ACP for Spam.

George Burns and Gracie Allen. Artie Shaw when he's all kissed raw. For singing gle with a smoothie's sweet. Last but not least in with but he's sweet. There burns an allenight at your house, so you can depend on Artie Shaw and the smoothies

for music that sweet. On George and Gracie for fun that's neat, and on Spam for a meal of delicious meat. Yes, Spam is grand tasting meat that's all ready to eat as soon as you open the can.

Hold some food because Spam is a perfect blend of pure pork shoulder with ham meat added, just as shown on the label. That's your assurance of goodness and quality. Combine that with a dozens of easy uses for Spam, and it's only natural that this delicious meat is one of America's favorite meal time-aids.

Ask for Spam when you shop tomorrow. Try the easy recipes on the label and discover that cold or hot Spam hits the spot. For Spam's Meat Hearts, George and Gracie! Thank you very much.

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