Last Broadcast for CBS
Burns and Allen · June 26, 1940 · 29 min · 3,880 words
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Hello, my friends. The Heinz Honey and almond cream program. George Burns and Heinz Honey Gracie Allen with Frank Parker, Ray Noble and his orchestra and Truman Bradley speaking. A hundred million strong. That's right. You can't go wrong, Heinz.
You can't go wrong. Thank you. Thank you very much. Say, George, did you enjoy the broadcast we were on Saturday night for the Red Cross? I certainly did. It was quite a love scene I did with Edward G. Robinson.
You did a love scene with Edward G. Robinson? We kissed the ten minutes. You did? Yes, and the curtain went up and the show started. What's a Robinson cut that I haven't got? Well... Quiet.
Eddie Robinson put his lips against mine and boy, oh boy, what, burning kisses. Burning kisses? Yeah, he forgot to take the cigar out of his mouth. Probably smokes his kisses very short. Oh, he does.
I thought so, yeah. That was sure a great talent on that red car show. Donna Mickey, Charles Lawton, Paul Muehney, Jimmy Chagney. George Burns don't change the subject Gracie what happened to you Saturday night after the show where did you disappear to?
I am I drove home in a rumble secret Eddie with Eddie Robinson and he put his arm around me He put his arm on twice Twice he has very long arms I've seen Rob and Sin in all of his pictures and he never puts his arms around a girl.
Did you see him in little squeezer? No, I'm waiting for it to come to my neighborhood driving. Listen, when we got home, we parked in front of the house. And just after I kissed him good night, he was held up by two men.
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