Swiss Family Robinson
Burns and Allen · June 12, 1940 · 29 min · 3,931 words
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Hello, my friends, the Hines Honey and Almond Dream program. So, so, so. Hans Burns and Hines Honey Gracie Allen with Frank Parker, Ray Noble and his orchestra, and Truman Bradley speaking. A hundred million strong, that's right, you can't say wrong, but I'm saying, you can't say wrong, and I'm saying, you can't say wrong, and I'm saying,
thank you, thank you very much. Well, Georgie, say hello. Well, I'm pretty bright up, but I'll say it. Hello. Good. Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're going to offer the second episode. second episode but it can say that I'm not a law abiding citizen. The second episode of RKO Swiss family Robinson. I'm going to obey them. You remember folks last
week he filed me out of the bakery and to the meat market I was a meat market is a grocery store. Who followed you this morning. This morning. Said to me aren't you Gracie Allen that beautiful and pretty little girl on the radio. Oh here we go. I could have told that I was far from pretty and that I was skinny and
But you didn't. I should say no. No. Not gonna get me for perjury. I see you're a law-abiding citizen. Well sure. So we kept on firing me. Of course I could have stopped him by turning on my personality and flashing my eyes and giving off of the big smile.
But you didn't. No. No. Not gonna get me for using deadly weapons. That would be against the law. Certainly. And then he grabbed me in his arms and he hugged me and kissed me. And he hugged me again and kissed me some more.
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