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Aunt Clara Kangaroo

Burns and Allen · May 8, 1940 · 29 min · 3,844 words

The transcript of “Aunt Clara Kangaroo”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast May 8, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Allotian, my friends, the Heinz Honey and Almond Cream Program. What were crazy? What were crazy? The best little skipper in the land. What were crazy? What were crazy? What you please give this little girl a hand.

Sorry, George Burns and Heinz Honey Gracieland with Frank Barker, Ray Noble and his orchestra, Truman Bradley speaking. Oh, well, great thing. You've been a friend today from the ranking. A hundred million songs. That's right. You can't go wrong.

Thank you very much. Hello. Well, great see. This is probably the biggest moment in your career. Right after the broadcast, we're leaving for your convention. Oh, yes. Well, what do you think about it? Well, in the first place, it's surprising.

Well, let's say... what's surprising in the first place? The Brooklyn Dodgers. Look, we're not. Well, uh, aren't you Phil? The train goes to Omaha in 45 minutes. Oh, that's wonderful. That is wonderful. Used to take two days.

Are you excited about all that? Oh, I'll say. This morning I was so excited that I took a bath from the bathtub and ate breakfast in the breakfast room. What's so unusual about that? Well, I usually do just the hot stuff.

If Omaha's listening in, I'd like to tell them that I've got a headache and I'm bringing you with me. Yeah, and I'm going to. Good, good, good. Oh, you're a boy, Spike? Oh, rather, yes.

Are your musicians taking their wives in them? No, only their instruments, oh man. Only their instruments? Oh, yes, they're very lonely in Omaha without their instruments in them. Isn't even the fruit player taking his fight?

Oh, please, you're a good friend. Take a place. Yeah. Got a present for you. Again? I've been waiting for you. Oh, very beautiful. Hi. Nothing. Just a little tempting to serve your shoulders. What is it?

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