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Gracie Wins Wisconsin

Burns and Allen · April 10, 1940 · 29 min · 4,347 words

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Hello, my friends. The Heinz Honey and almond cream program. Both are gracies. Both are gracies. She's the fancy little skipper in the land. Both are gracies. Both are gracies. Won't you please give this little girl a hand.

Starring George Burns and Heinz Honey, Gracieland, with Frank Parker, Ray Noble and Circustra, and film and Bradley speaking. Oh, thank you. Thank you very, very much. Hello. Oh, George, what will be tonight? Shall we talk about you?

Or should we talk about something interesting? Or should we talk about... Bridget, Bridget, let's talk about me. All right. Tell me about you. What do you think of the way I upset them at the Wisconsin primary last week?

You upset the Wisconsin primary? Yes. What about you? Bridget, Bridget, what do you think? Bridget, what do you think about the Wisconsin primary? What about Dewey? Dewey, who's Dewey? He's a Republican. Oh, he's the one.

Yeah, she's the one. He's the one who's running against you for president. Oh, the poor fella, what's he gonna do for a living? Oh, he'll do all right. It happens that he carried Wisconsin. Well, he won't carry us all.

If you saw the frontage of the Milwaukee Sentinel, you know it was a landslide for me. A landslide for you? I got 63 votes. 63 votes out of millions of voters in Wisconsin? Oh, well, that was only in one copy of the paper.

And that paper has a circulation of 187,000. And we gave it 7,000 times. Alright, Ray C. That bingo, never mind. Just imagine me getting 53 votes in Wisconsin last Tuesday. I wasn't even there. I'd say.

The whole thing silly. Yeah. I was at the Pantages Theater seeing too many husbands. So it was silly. Oh, certainly it's silly. No such a thing as too many husbands. If you know what I mean.

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