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Hats Off to Gracie

Burns and Allen · March 6, 1940 · 29 min · 4,472 words

The transcript of “Hats Off to Gracie”, an episode of Burns and Allen first broadcast March 6, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Burns and Allen Show plays Burns and Allen free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hello, my friends. The Hind Honey Narmon Cream Program. Starring George Burns and Gracie Allen with Frank Parker, Ray Noble and Dorke Stren, Puman Bradley speaking. And now George Burns and Hind Honey, our Presidential candidate who threw a hat in the ring and forgot to take it off, Gracie Allen.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Hello. Hello. What are you laughing at? Oh, and that's that old girl at Bullock's Law today. What happened? Well, I told her I wanted to pay the bill of stockings of Brazil and the Gradle.

What's so funny? Well, you should have seen her face when he asked to live a floor and I said it for the President of the United States. Oh, yes, Truman. I've been giving interviews, posing for pictures, appearing on radio programs, last Sunday, I have Sunday hours on Jack Benny program.

I heard you and you as well. Oh thanks Don. You're welcome, Mary. You know Jack called for me in his next well and it was so romantic. All during the ride to the studio he drove with one hand.

Well, where did he keep his other hand around your waist? Well, no, on the center it kept falling off. I'd like to see that, Maxwell. Well, they certainly are swanky on the Benny program. As soon as we arrived to the studio, Rochester rushed up and took Jack's hat and coat.

Did he take your hat and coat? Oh, don't be silly. Mine wouldn't hit him. No, not nearly as well as Jack. No. Hello, Frank. Hello. Am I but my new postmaster, General, looks pretty tonight?

Thanks, Pres. Say, Gracie, when you were up there Sunday night, did you meet Dennis Day? Oh, sure, I met him. Well, confidentially, Gracie, what is he like? What is he like? Well, he's got the most beauty.

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