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Now you all have had the good fortune to be a part of the state's first offenders program. Something I prefer to, as the get out of jail three card. The courts have given you this one last chance.
This is what you are, you are stuffed, you want to grow into those mighty trees. Lift, lift. Now he's gonna be at least twice as big as a normal man, and he'll live three times as love.
Now this you brought this on yourself. That's great. That's just great. What are we gonna do now?
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