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Monsters Holiday

Song · Buck Owens · October 8, 2026 · 2 min · 288 words

The transcript of “Monsters Holiday”, an episode of Buck Owens first broadcast October 8, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Buck Owens free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Frank Kunstein was the first in line and the Wolfman came up next. Track Kula was a doin' his stuff, I breathein' down my neck. Jump back, make tracks, here comes a hunchback. Better get outta his way.

Faith befied by a bold, full of vomit was a monster's holiday Well, I hop in the bed and I cover up my head Said I'm gonna get a good night's sleep I got woke up about 12 o'clock And I jumped right to my feet There was gremlins and goblins, dragons and zombies Laudie what an awful sight

I said good buddy, you may get mad But brother let me tell you that it's gonna be after the fight Frank Bernstein was the first in line and the wolf man came up next Frank Kolo was a doin' his stuff, I breathein' down my neck Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback

Better get outta his way Faith be 5'5' 4'4' form, it was a monster's holiday I'm cool, Bill, well, he took ill, and they sent for me to come. Well, I had to pass by the old graveyard, so I went on the run.

There was screaming and moaning, wailing and groaning, scary as our mom is cursed. I said, good buddy, you may get mad, but rather let me tell you that you're gonna have to catch me first.

Great-grandstand was the first in line and the wolfman came up next Fact-kill ho was I doing his stuff, I breathein' down my neck Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback Better get outta his way Faith be by, by Gold-Fomit was a monster holiday Faith be by, by Gold-Fomit was a monster holiday

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