Santa Looks A Lot Like Daddy

It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was a much too thin He didn't come down the chimney So mama musta let him in Santa looked a lot like Daddy Daddy looked a lot like him Well they thought I was fast to sleep in They thought I was tucked in bed They never thought that I'd come up big bad

I thought I'd hear what was said Santa put his arm around mama And mama put her arm around him So Santa Claus ain't daddy Then I'm gonna tell him, them Well, Santa looked a lot like daddy Her daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was a much too thin

He didn't come down the chimney So mama must've let him in Santa looked a lot like that And daddy looked a lot like him I never saw a dance through a presser I never heard the slave bill scream I never saw the red nose reindeer Like they show on the TV screen But it sure brought a lot of presents

So Santa Claus you must have been Really sure looked a lot like daddy And daddy looked a lot like him Well Santa looked a lot like Daddy Our daddy looked a lot like him It's not the way I had him pictured Santa was a much too thin He didn't come down the chimney

So mama must have let him in Santa looked a lot like Daddy And daddy looked a lot like him I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa Fuck