Frankenstein of '59

They said it couldn't be done. Oh, be done, be done, be done. Couldn't be done. But now at last, I've created the Frankenstein monster. This is Count Dracula speaking. The Frankenstein monster has escaped. Don't try that. I'm here, please.

We're here in Washington at a special meeting. Ladies and gentlemen, the President. President! Hello, baby! Mr. President, what happens if the monster cannot be stopped? Problems, problems, problems, all the laws! Army radar has picked up the monster, heading toward Philadelphia!

Oh, Mr. President! Brookbahn Eastbrook reporting, we're now here in Philadelphia, where the entire U.S. Army is awaiting the battle of the century. We spotted the monster coming this way. It's Frankenstein! Just call money! The army has open fire on the monster!

But he still keeps coming! Dr. Frankenstein's chief assistant is stepping forward. He's trying to speak to the monster! You don't remember me! But I... The monster is attacking him! All efforts to stop Frankenstein have failed.

There is only one hope left. I, Kondrak, y'all will speak to the monster. In the only language he understands. Go, Ma'am, you deep, prima. Come at all. It's no use. Nothing can stop the monster.

He's heading into the local television studio. Aah! Kinstine is dancing on bandstands. It looks like all the monster wanted to do was dance with the teenagers. Oh, baby, that's what I like! Of course, the story you've just heard.

Well...