Joe Gates Murdered On Sightseeing Tour

With the mystery of the Orient, the glamour of the Far East. Now let's step loudly, that's right folks.

Our first stop is the Temple of Bona, and then the theatre of the Orient, with its delightful band-fingers. Hurry, Matilda. Hurry, we don't want to miss anything. Oh, there's no rush on this. Now let's get out of the boat, too.

Here we go. You can't fool me, Homer. You want to see those dancing girls? Alright, Matilda. We can leave now. Oh, well, we're back to the young man in front of it. He's asleep. I know. He slept through the better part of this tour.

Well, let's wait him. I'm sure he doesn't want to miss any of China. Hey, young man. Wake up. We're in China down. Oh, we're speaking louder. He's shaking but he's showing. Oh, wait, I'll get up. Alright, young man.

Oh my god, you found me. I'll catch you on there. I can't. Oh, oh, oh, there's something wrong with that young man. What's your right, Matilda? There is something wrong with him. Oh my god.

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