Blackie Goes To Jail For Diamond Theft

Alright Inspector Faraday, you got a report of memory paper and talent in your office. Now start talking. Yeah Faraday, what's the big news?

My editor says I'm supposed to pick up the hottest story in years. What gives? This is your moment of glory Faraday, better stretch it out. Shut up, Blinky. Alright, sure, like to know what it is.

Alright you guys, try it down. Try it! Try it! You've been giving it to me long enough. Now I'll give it to you. What do you mean we've been giving it to you? You know what I mean.

Every time I pick up a paper, I read how Boston Blackie has outsmarted me on every case. You made me sound like a flat foot with a flat head. Oh, we just report facts and specks.

That'll be enough of that. Now listen, and get this. Did you get what he just said to you for me? I am Blackie. You can have your say when I'm through with mine. Alright you guys, here's your story.

Better be good, Faraday. Oh, we'll forget how to spell your name. Oh, you'll spell my name right this time, and put it in capital letters too. I've recovered that hundred thousand dollars worth of diamonds stolen from Gotham's Is this on the level parity?

Yes I recovered them last night and what's more I got the guy who stole them too Hey this is all right Marty if it's true it's true all right Here are the diamonds wrapped in this cloth on my desk Take a look at them Hey The diamonds are trippy I'd like to get a look at the guy who stole them