Halloween

I'm a phantom, I'm a goblin, I'm a very wicked ghost. But conditions are the worst we've ever seen. When we look at all the headlines that they print from coast to coast, We're afraid to leave the house this Halloween.

When the kids came home from school on roller skates or wagons, it was smart to follow them and make a noise like dragons. Now the kids in rocket ships go roaring through the clouds. Oh, I tell you, we are shaking in our shrouds.

I'm a demon. I'm a weird wolf. I must snap in snarling spook. And it used to be a pleasure to be mean. But if children love that groaning from a box they call the juke.

We won't leave our heart in houses Halloween. Igor, fetch my ring hood for I'm going out to play.