Christmas on the Ponderosa

You've never actually waited, Nylie. Well, Hoss and I finally found the candles in the hen house of all places. Well, of course. That's where we candle the eggs. Well, now we have to put them on the tree.

Alright. Ben, you take the topmost branches. They'll show you do the rest. Mind your finks and so's they don't catch fire to anything. A couple of you girls go pour the syrup on the popcorn balls and your house. Stop looking so hungry and help me carry in the sandwich class.

Somebody's saying something! Give us a round! Give us a round! Give us a round! Give us a round!