Song · Bob Rivers · 2 min · 362 words
The transcript of “Holy Shit! Its Christmas”, an episode of Bob Rivers. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Bob Rivers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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He's here! Oh, oh, oh, oh. Very Christmas-y. Oh, shit. Red Peter. Come on, you swinging hamsters. Get over here. We're going to sing us a Happy Christmas song. Oh, no. Not another corn and stupid song.
Yeah, no way. Thank you, tellin' her I'm going to have to wait. Get over here and sing her a regular little Mac. Hey, hey, hey, hey. So, wrap your nuts, hamsters, gather round with me.
Forget about all that teas and... We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree cuz it's that jolly season Boy! I know you've been naughty but have you been nice? That's only Santa's business That's like red He's making his list and he's checking it twice A holly shit, that's Christmas So yeah, tell them it's just like you read
That's what we did Hey, we're the best We've got a soft spot for a day Come on, let's night Especially Rudolph's berry hair Hey, knock it off, that was it, it's a holiday. Go on and give Santa a big kiss.
No way. You can play, hide the hamster on a one more sleigh. Hey, wait a moment. Holy shit, it's Christmas. Hey, what happened to my lyric sheet? Anyone see my lyric? Yeah, we don't need no lyric sheets, real.
Well, that's great, guys. I love Christmas cards. There's a tribe reaching up a neighbor's block, half a drink, and all the hate dogs. This is not necessary. I'm out in the bathroom for an hour or two Squashing off a you lot God free!
I forget practice Holy shit, it's Christmas Santa comes just once a year Up the chimney, he'll disappear Get on the lookout for Mr. Gear Roast nuts justin' on an open fire Santa's time's stuck to the dawn of what?
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