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The transcript of “Santa's Comedy”, an episode of Bob Rivers. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Bob Rivers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I'm telling you why Santa's whore is coming to town She making a fist, stroking it twice, grabbing your balls and checking for lice Santa's whore is coming to town Well, she blows you and it's blessed, she humps you and it's dead She don't care if you're bad or good, she'll make you take a whiff of fall
You better watch out, she'll sit on your face When your cock's right out, you put your thumb in its place Santa's whore is coming, Santa's whore is coming Santa's whore is coming to die Must be that time again, the snow is falling
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