Song · Bob Rivers · 2002 · 1 min · 73 words
The transcript of “Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree”, an episode of Bob Rivers from 2002. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Santa's North Pole Radio plays Bob Rivers free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Christmas tree and I still haven't found a thing
In a trailer I met some drunken guy And we did some hang-a-thing People get that or a mental feeling Every year Moms and dans and kids are happy till they get The hands all scratched and said Happy shopping around For Christmas trees what a crappy holiday Today they smell so fresh and green
They'll be dead on Christmas day
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