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Jack Benny

Bill Stern Sports Newsreel · December 28, 1945 · 14 min · 2,423 words

The transcript of “Jack Benny”, an episode of Bill Stern Sports Newsreel first broadcast December 28, 1945. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Bill Stern Sports Newsreel plays Bill Stern Sports Newsreel free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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C-O-L-G-N-T-E, Colgate, Presentence, Bill Stern. With the Colgate, Shave, Cream, Sports, Newsreel. Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave, Preman is on the air. Bill Stern, the Colgate, Shave, Preman was story fair. Take his advice and you'll look in, you'll get a shave that's losing clean.

You'll be a Colgate, Brushless fan. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Bill Stern broadcasting from Hollywood, California tonight. And I guest here in Hollywood as one of America's most famous radio stars, Radio stars Jack Benny, but first, real one.

He's been a champ longer than any man in sports history, so let's salute the great king of the billiard queue, Willy Hoppe. Okay, Bill, and here's the way Willy Hoppe salutes Colgate brushless, the shave cream of champions.

He writes, I'm a Colgate brushless booster from way back. Why I just wouldn't feel informed if I didn't have Colgate brushless to keep my somewhat tender face from being irritated. No kidding, Bill. Colgate brushless lets me shave smooth as a cue ball, but leaves my face feeling refreshed.

I guess that's because it doesn't dry out on my skin. Signed, Willy Hoppy. Now isn't that a sweet picture of a shave with Colgate brushless, the shave cream of champions? A light fluffy cream, it keeps moist clear through your shave, takes the fight at a wiry whisker so your razor can shear them off close and clean.

You can chalk up no snag, no pull, no after irritation to this great brushless shave cream. And because it's not gummy or greasy, it rinses off your face and your razor in a flash. What's more, if Colgate Brushless doesn't convince you completely, just send the top of the carton to me, Bill Stern, Caracolgate, Jersey City Zone 2, New Jersey,

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