The Paper Bullets

William Gargon stars as Barry Craig, confidential investigator. The old saying early to rise, folks, can't possibly mean a thing to a court. Your Pontiac dealer presents William Gargon in another trans-drive drama of mystery and adventure, with America's number one detective, Barry Craig, confidential investigator.

Barry Craig speaking. The trick in continuing on as a confidential investigator is to keep on good terms with the police. Comes time for your license renewal and a department's sawhead can louse it up for you.

Playfootsy with a corpse, conceal evidence, rack up as many black marks as you must, but be sure you've got a friend somewhere in the higher echelons. High say like a lieutenant willing to countersign your renewal application where it reads character references.

You're the fool that I am, Craig, endorsing your application. Your signature goes down here, Trev. No blotting now, right, neat. Certified, you as a man of good character. However will I atone for the perjury.

The guilt get too much for you. I can refer you to a hybrid. Okay, I've signed. You're free to Harris and otherwise misuse and abuse me for 12 more months. I'm looking forward to it, John. I'd start in right away, if I had a case.

Oh, don't tell me the great man's idol. One meal away from pouring my bed. Unless you've got an idea. I get the hint. Even if I court, why should I throw anything your way? Because you hate seeing me fall dead from hunger.

So what case did you have in mind? Two cases. You even have a choice. Both of them prefer a confidential operative to official police methods, official notoriety. I was asked to recommend someone. I'm all is.