Grandma's Revenge

Oh? She was the girl of my dreams, alone in the dark, by the ice cream stand at the amusement park. It was almost midnight on October 31st. She would dispel on me the curse. Oh, it was so horrible.

I loved it. She was so perfect. It was love at the first sight. I could tell right away that tonight was the night. There's a full moon, babe. So what do you want to do?

Take me to the funhouse you fool Oh nice Ooh, she was the girl of my dream I wanted to jump her butt Ooh, she was the love and machine My mind was living in sea About the two tickets and we both walked in She said, let me hold your hand So I gave her a kiss and the nightmare began

A funhouse was haunted with our burning desire And her ice cream melted from the passion and fire. First I didn't notice that something was queer, as I held her even closer and blew in her ear.

And I heard something rattle inside of her head. Oh no! She had become what was really my neighbor's grandmother! Raises from the dead! She's lonely, poor, She wants to cure the battery. I could have just died.

Ooh, she was a loving bitch Her arms were open wide Ooh, she was a girl of my dreams And suddenly, her perfume smells more like a meldi Ooh, baby! She had the maggots in her eyes, her armpits bled I could tell it was grandma by the bonnet on her head Oh, she had worms in her ears, peremites falling from her nose

With my strewn screwing out her legs and mold on her toes. In your dreams, you will love me forever! And you'll hate every minute of it! Now I was under her spell. And before she was done, yes, she had kissed me all over and slipped me the time.