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09 Uncle Herman Chiropodist
An Evening With Groucho · 1 min · 101 words
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I had an uncle who was a Sharapolis. He would come to your house and he'd have a small suitcase, and he would cut your toenails for 25 cents. Then he got a job, because there's not much money in cutting toenails for 25 cents.
And it was cold and it was winter. So he got a job setting fire at hotels in the Catsco. Then he was so good at this that they finally transferred him and they gave him a job in the Adirondacks Where they had much bigger hotels to buy them You finally wound up in six
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